Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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