I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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