oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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