After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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