your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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