dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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