Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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