Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
ugly people sure do ruin things
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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