Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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