i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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