we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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