Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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