On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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