Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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