fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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