and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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