We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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