I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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