sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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