I don't think brook has ever known best
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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