who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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