Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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