How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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