At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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