Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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