I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
