Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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