is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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