So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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