Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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