some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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