I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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