Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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