how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You made out with two different species that night
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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