how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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