and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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