I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
