My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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