Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
