All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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