after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The air was thick with penises
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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