he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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