I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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