I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Randomize
