So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
