Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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