She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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