hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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