i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The beer is more important than you right now.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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