if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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