I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
