my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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